Monkey Mind Needs To Dance
Having a hard time concentrating today. Lots of reasons, but it seems that writing coherent sentences is impossible.
So you know what that means. Imagination Prompt madness!
You need other people because…
I can’t be expected to make my own perfect Manhattan straight up with a maraschino cherry all by myself, now can I?
Could you stay in bed all day and think?
%^$@damn right I can! Oh, wait, you said think, not drink.
I could stay in bed all day and think, too. It’s just less of a party.
Describe a typical day in elementary school.
Crayons, recess, paste, lunch, recess, paste, crayons, and something with numbers on a mimeographed worksheet.
What keeps me going?
force x mass
What if you were never born?
You wouldn’t be reading this completely awesome blog. You’d be reading a different and less awesome blog and wonder what was missing in your life.
Why should I be honest?
Because my short term memory sucks and I can never remember which yarn I spun where. The truth is just easier to remember.
List five things you need.
A cookie from the conference room down the hall.
The group admin to look the other way so I can steal a chocolate chip cookie from the conference room down the hall.
Tweezers (you don’t want to know why)
My heart sings when…
I eat a huge plate of green chile chicken enchiladas. Later, my esophagus sings too, but it’s an entirely different song.
Write a haiku about today.
Here I sit writing
One day before vacation
No more today, boss