It’s Time We Had This Little Talk
As mentioned yesterday, it’s performance review season at work. I received my appraisal on Monday and I just finished up writing a whole slew of reviews for my staff.
So while I’m in the flow, I think it’s time for my Blogging Performance Appraisal.
We’ll rate based on a typical corporate five point scale:
5 – Walks on Water
4 – Exceeds my low expectations
3 – Yer all right, kid
2 – Um. Could you work on that?
1 – Oh, Way No
Let see, now let’s assess performance against my goals.
1) Write a blog post every weekday and occasional weekends.
Very rarely have I missed a blogging day, and even when I do, I go back and make it up. I’m very diligent on this point and I’ve definitely done everything I can to meet or exceed this goal.
2) Continually produce fresh content for every post, meaning write an original post every day.
Thanks to my friend NewMexiKen, I was able to install a widget that counts the total number of words I’ve published here on this little ol’ blog. (you can find it at the very bottom left corner of this page)
As of yesterday, that number was 390,597 words since March 2007. I’m very proud of this number. 95% or more of those words were original content, straight from my monkey brain.
If you are keeping score at home, the average book runs about 80,000 words, so in essence, I’ve written 4.88 books over the course of four years.
And that kicks ASS.
3) Create blog posts about topics that fascinate me and written well enough to fascinate my readers.
Yeah, ok, so I sometimes wander off a little bit toward bodily functions. Occasionally I enter my own personal wayback machine and can’t find my way out. And then there is simply fits and starts of utter randomness.
Fine. I admit it. On this blog I’m entirely self-indulgent. If you, my cherished readers, wanna come along on the ride, I’m happy to have ya.
If it doesn’t work for you, well that’s ok too.
For the record, I ain’t a’gonna change. I’m having too much fun.
4) Have fun.
Not going to lie to ya, writing this blog is something I look forward to every day. It’s never been something I dreaded or avoided doing. Every post has been a crazy lot of fun to write and in the process I’ve gotten a lot better at writing and editing.
I love looking at this crazy ol’ world through my blogger’s eyes and seeing something everyone else would ignore, then whipping out 600 words about it here. For me, it’s such a sense of accomplishment to publish a fresh post.
Even if that post is about something as ridiculous as square watermelons.
5) Embrace my readers.
Anywhere from 100 to 500 of you visit me every day and read my words.
To you, I’m incredibly grateful.
I rate you all a solid 5.
Now keep up the good work!
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C’mon – I think you at least go to 11.
Lucky – Aw thanks! I’ll get to work on a paper mache Stonehenge.
I think this post is a bit self indulgent. And honestly, I must admit your scoring is quite accurate in giving yourself good marks. I think I’ll keep this post around awhile as a source of motivation. You are a hard act to follow! You set a bench mark I said I could live up to yet cannot even find the courage or determination or something to even begin. Thank you.
Dave – Oh yes, this post is completely self indulgent. I suppose after spending several days writing performance reviews for my staff, I wanted to have a little fun.
Thanks for the good words.