The later you are for an appointment, the closer the needle on your gas gauge is to “E”.
The more important the meeting, the darker the clothing you will wear.
The later you are for the meeting, the higher likelihood that you forgot to buy sticky roller.
The bigger the emergency, the fewer bars of coverage you will have.
The bigger the emergency, the fewer bars of battery charge you will have.
When waiting for a vital call, the phone will ring the moment you go to the toilet.
When sleeping, ten inch tall, eleven-pound cat become queen size.
The more valuable the item, the more likely the cat will knock it off the shelf.
After rainy winter, the more sun you have, the more “waaaachooo!” you have.
The more “waaaachooo!” you have, the less Claritin you have.
The more you want to diet, the more your coworkers bring in donuts.
The more rabid you are about your Southwest boarding pass, the more likely it is you’ll receive “C”.
The more you want to carry on, the less likely it is that any of your toiletries are less than three ounces.
When flying, long legged girl going to Bend.