Everyone is one.
This weird ass economic situation is really making people batty.
You hear about houses being sold in Detroit for $10,000.
They just announced that the jobless rate in California is a whopping 10% (just behind Michigan’s 11.6%).
Last week, three of my friends got laid off.
In a visit to my tax preparer this week, right before he delivered extraordinarily bad news, said “you get no stimulus.”
My company is about to be acquired by a European competitor.
And today one of my coworkers says to me, all bright and cheery, “I really feel like the economy is recovering!”
Your feeler might be broke, there, friend.
I am so far behind the curve I did not know Twitter’s mom was pregnant, much less Twitter being born and now Twitter is dead. I will check the obits on the Journal.
Dang it, Anon…you made me laugh so hard I *snorted*!