While I was in the breakroom this morning, The Red Phone started ringing!
I almost jumped out of my shoes. I stared at it in confusion and disbelief, much like how people respond to a ringing payphone. I wavered over whether or not to answer it. After about seven rings, it stopped.
Was this a matter of national importance? Or simply one of those “the warranty on your car has expired…” call ‘bots? We may never know.
I guess the phone works now.