Yeah, Well Describe *THIS* In One Word

So there I was, working through some writing exercises, trying to get the old mind working. Things were going decently well, I guess. The “Describe ten things you see right at this moment” went fine. “Describe the street you grew up on” was a pretty good lesson in adjectives.

The juices were flowing, things were happening.

And then this happened: Describe a color in one word

What. The?

I don’t know….maybe I’m just tired but this writing exercise hit me all wrong. It flipped the snarky switch.

The first color I could think of was yellow.

One word to describe yellow? Pee.

There. Done.

Red. How about one word for that? Hmm…let me dig deep.

Blood.

Green?

Snot.

Blue?

Bruise.

Orange?

Is it wrong that the only orange thing I can think of is an orange?

Purple?

Yeah, you know what? This is a stupid exercise. I’m moving on….





5 thoughts on “Yeah, Well Describe *THIS* In One Word”

  1. But. . you’ve done a great service to the world. There is my writing lesson for tomorrow. . .

    1. Lucky! Nooooo! Do not spread the torture!!!

      Actually, it’s a pretty good writing exercise. It just hit me wrong or at the wrong time, I suppose.

  2. Yellow- warm
    Red- passionate
    Green- secretive
    Blue- relaxed
    Purple- hip

    See I can do it, without snarky.

    1. I just got punked (or in the current vernacular…pwned) by my own brother……

      :)

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