(Warning: this is me blogging on hardly any sleep and LOTS AND LOTS of caffeine. A dangerous combo.)
Oh fabulous wildebeest, woolly haired cattle of the African plains.
You feed on grass and travel in packs.
You are so unpretty and yet so graceful!
Sometimes you hang out with zebras. Strength in numbers, dontchaknow? Heck, with your stripey coat, you look like you kinda could be part zebra, too.
The good people of Masai tend to find you tasty in the form of biltong.
You are an odd looking creature and…..
Hmm? What? Wassthat you said?
Ooooooh I see. New. The word “new”. That’s the Theme Thursday this week. Not Gnu? You sure?
New. As in “what’s new?”
Here’s what’s new.
We just had a 3.2 magnitude earthquake. Just a little rattler, really. A teacup shaker.
My boss is visiting from the UK. He’s freeeeeaking out.
It’s all new (gnu?) to him!
Ok, I’m done here. Carry on.
Image by Muhammad Mahdi Karim is from Wikipedia and is used here under a GNU Free Documentation License. (hee! What’s Gnu with you?)