Old Tradition, New Problem

The human animal was made, for better or worse, with a pretty good capacity for both memory and a lot of nostalgia. That may be what separates us from other species.

For me, almost every holiday over the course of a year has a tradition. Something, usually food related, that I feel I must do or ingest in order to properly celebrate. The connection usually relates to something that happened when I was a kid and having that food, the preparation, the tasting, the memories, evokes good memories for me.

I’m very driven by food related memories.

Examples include Cadbury eggs at Easter, a hamburger over a grill with burned edges for Fourth of July and a big pile of stuffing with gravy on top for Thanksgiving.

Getting my drift?

And then there’s Christmas. There are plenty of happy food memories we all have at Christmas. For me it’s tamales (how much do I miss living in New Mexico where neighbors and coworkers would give me tamales at the holidays?), Biscochitos, and mom’s homemade cinnamon rolls

And there is one more thing I really love in the month of December: Egg Nog.

Oh lord how I love Egg Nog.

I don’t generally like fluid milk, but add the cream back to it and I’m totally on board. I mean, egg nog is basically milk, cream, sugar and eggs with some spices. That’s it.

You wouldn’t normally tip back a container of full cream and glug glug it down…except at Christmas where a spicy glass is like a mother’s hug. I can drink glass after glass of the stuff.

Totally unhealthy, but what the hell, it’s the holidays! Wooo!

Oh wait.

Yeah, one small hitch. I’ve recently developed a wee bit of lactose intolerance.

When I cried to my doctor to fix it, he simply chuckled and said this happens to a lot of people as they age.

Awesome. Thanks, pal.

I recently read a great article in the Australian online magazine, “The Peach” where the author speaks bluntly of her lactose intolerance.

I found one paragraph completely describes how I feel about it:

Lactose intolerance is very much bowel related which makes it an awkward allergy. A peanut allergy can make you go into anaphylactic shock, sure, but you won’t crap your pants in the meantime. A bee sting can make you swell up like a pumpkin, but here’s hoping you won’t let out a giant fart on your way to the emergency room. There are so many life-threatening allergies out there, so I am extremely lucky to have one that simply makes me bum-sick…


Yeah. But still…..

Lactaid is certainly helpful, but it’s a very imperfect solution. It makes the issues less, but does not alleviate them entirely.

Which means after slugging down two glasses of Egg Nog for dinner last night (not with…FOR) about an hour later my darling spouse was treated to some rude behavior from my lower digestive tract.

Just don’t let my chestnuts get too close to that open fire, if you know what I’m saying.

And I think you do.

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  • Lucky

    Ha ha! Don’t feel bad. . .I chased my dog out from under the covers last night. . .oatmeal rasinette cookies and a chocolate shake. ’tis the season to embrace the fatness & the flatulence!

    • Karen Fayeth

      Lucky – I always know when I chase the pets off that it’s really baaaaad.

      And yes, embracing the season takes many forms!! LOL

  • Natalie

    There is just one other wee, tiny thing that I’ve always said sets us apart from the “animal” kingdom and that is the ability to rationalize. I’m not really a big fan of eggnog (blasphemy! bah!) but I will occasionally have a glass during the season. See I do this because I’m actually rationalizing having a little brandy. LOL! And, btw, whoever said women don’t fart hasn’t stopped to smell the roses, if’n you know what I mean. Our spouses can say otherwise… lol.
    Just catching up on your blog: read about your vaca and Broadway. I saw the movie, War Horse, and it destroyed me-don’t think I could see it on Broadway but the puppeteers look O-Mazing. Great review on it. And, I’ve never liked Sarah Jessica Parker but glad to hear she’s actually cute in person ’cause I never thought she was and got kind of erked by it.
    Happy Holidays. Biscochitos all around…

    • Karen Fayeth

      Natalie – I totally understand a little brandy in the ol’ Nog. I personally prefer a little Capt Morgan. Spicy!

      And re: SJP, I was never a big fan either and then sort of meeting her in person really changed my outlook. She really is quite sweet and I thought very down to earth. And as mentioned, way cuter in person.

      And biscochito wishes all around! I plan on making a batch this weekend. Yum!

  • Natalie

    P.S. I was up at 3AM today. DAmmitsammit! Right there with you…

    • Karen Fayeth

      Ugh. Just. Ugh.

      I can’t sleep worth a damn lately. I will be fast asleep then around 3am *ploink* go my eyes, wide open and I can’t get back to zzzz’s.

      I think I’m starting to hallucinate from lack of sleep. It isn’t good.

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