It’s been a while
It’s been a while since I had a fabulous news story about another Notable New Mexican.
From The Smoking Gun:
“The New Mexico man who earlier this year mistakenly defecated in a stranger’s car–believing it was his girlfriend’s vehicle–has cut a plea deal sparing him jail time.”
This after he threw a cinder block through the glass door where she works.
The article goes on to state that this charming gent has since enlisted in the Army.