I’m kind of having a day like this, too.
“A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn’t start.“
“He told police quote, ‘I can do that, it’s my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want.'”
Darn tootin’, you can! Except for those pesky police!
Thankfully for my coworkers, I posses neither a lawnmower nor a shotgun.
But I might whing a mighty ballpoint pen at my computer screen.
I’ll do it too!
