Let’s Have A Brainstorming Session
I just finished reading a book called “Riding Rockets: The Outrageous Tales of a Space Shuttle Astronaut.”
It is the biography of NASA Astronaut Mike Mullane, and it’s a pretty damn good book, not just because it’s about a kid who was raised in New Mexico (though many, many bonus points for that!), but because Mullane gets down to the nitty gritty details about what it was like to ride NASA’s Space Shuttle on three separate occasions.
Add to all of that, I personally think “Riding Rockets” is a fantastic title.
Which got me thinking…if I was going to write up the story of my life so far, what in the blazes would I call such a tome?
Tell you what…let’s brainstorm together, shall we?
Here we go…let me clear my mind…remember no idea is too outrageous, all have merit.
If Loving Cheese is Wrong, I Don’t Want to Be Right: My Life from Velveeta to Camembert
Fart Jokes Are Always Funny: A Retrospective
Decision Points: Red or Green? (<== honestly, doesn't that truly sum up my life?)
Ain’t Got Sense Enough To Come In Out of The Rain: My life, and other things my father said
It’s 10:00am and I Already Ate My Lunch: The trials and tribulations of a perpetually hungry girl
Nina Karen: Wisdom of the Ages (<== I can include the time I let my toddler aged goddaughter grab onto an electric fence. Great moments of godparenting...)
I’m From New Mexico: You don’t look like you’re Mexican, so Find A Map @#$&hole
Mommy, Why Does California Act That Way: A New Mexican’s tales of living in the craziest state in the union
Whoops!: One woman’s life of “excuse me” for inappropriate bodily noises
The Audacity of Taking the Last Piece of Pie: One woman’s quest to become a better wife, except when there’s pie involved
I’ll keep working on it….
Cartoon from Noise to Signal by Rob Cottingham