Another one for the ladies

Look away, boys. No, I’m serious. You want no part of this.

Ladies, I just gotta ask.

How come it is, when I go for my regularly scheduled lady version of the lube-oil-and-filter-change, like a good woman should to care for her female health….

At the end of the session in which I’ve been unspeakably violated by a stranger…

Why is THIS all I get to clean up?

One sad towelette? One? That is not enough to clean up from a deep bbq’d rib dinner much less from the event for which it has been offered…….

And, as a special birthday present from my doctor and my HMO, to celebrate this milestone birthday, *I* get the pleasure of having my boobs dragged across the room then squished between two xray plates.

Gosh, this being forty is fun!


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  • Anonymous

    You know, you can have ultrasounds instead of mammograms.

    I have cystic boobs, and before I had my reduction last year, they found dark patches in the mammogram and insisted on an ultrasound before proceeding.

    The ultrasound told them more, was about a thousand times less miserable, and cost less.


  • Anonymous

    Thanx, I needed to know that!

    A macho male reader

  • Karen Fayeth

    Dear Macho Male Reader – hey, I warned you!

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