Here is a transcript of my day:
10:45 arrive at my friend’s house, she gives me the details and directions
11:15 da mama leaves, and I’m there alone with the most adorable tiny sleeping baby
11:20 I freak out a little bit. Oh the responsibility!
11:21 I calm down and settle onto the couch to surf the internets
12:00 The baby wakes and begins crying loudly
12:05 I find a bottle with formula and plug it in to the appropriate outlet.
12.06 Crying stops.
12:20 Bottle is done, I lift baby to my shoulder and pat
12:21 Six pound child emits a long deep burp that would make a frat boy proud
12:30 Child is asleep again
2:00 Da mama comes home, child is still asleep
Damn. I’m *good* at this babysitting thing! For three whole hours I rooock!