I’ve made a full recovery.
Probably time to tell folks that I’ve been convalescing for some time trying very hard to recover from a difficult affliction.
It strikes mostly women between the ages of 18 to 50. The numbers for this disorder are steadily on the rise, if you can believe the press.
It causes pain around the heart area, headaches and chronic pain in the arse.
It is the topic of talk shows, magazine covers and water cooler conversations ’round the world as women band together to defeat this terrible, terrible suffering.
What is this troubling ailment?
Yes, folks, I’m pleased to tell you that as of today, I’ve gone into complete remission.
And I guess now The Cute Boy is The Cutest Husband. Or he can just remain The Good Man, I suppose…
(P.S. I couldn’t *be* happier!)