To celebrate the holiday, I present to you a doodle from my marker board at work.
I was on a *really* long conference call. It was boring. I got distracted.
May you and yours have a fabulous, gluttonous day!
Photo taken by Karen Fayeth with an iPhone 4 and the Hipstamatic app.
I love Cee Lo Green’s internet hit “F*ck You“, but it just got that much better when, at the request of Steven Colbert, Cee Lo changed the lyrics of one verse from f*ck you to Fox News.
Drink it in:
Ain’t that some sh*t?
Ok, back in the day shrinks used to use word association to tell something about their patients.
Yeah, no idea if that really works.
Anyhow, just for fun, let’s see where this takes me.
We’ll start with a random word generator.
And the word is: Lost
Not going to think too much, just going to let this flow.
Let’s see…
Lost
Map
Driving
Back roads
San Francisco
Roads not straight
Crooked
Broken
Snapped
Why in the *&#% hell did you *&@#! make a right turn back there when you @#$% know that we wanted to go THAT way!!
Ahem. Yes.
No, that doesn’t imply anything about me or my relationship with The Good Man. Why do you ask?
Oh, this is all hogwash this word association thing.
Ok, fine. Let’s try again.
The word is: Liquid
Liquid
Moist
Wet
Damp
Why the !@#$ing hell is the cat wet? Did you leave the shower door open again? Or was she drinking out of the toilet? I HATE it when she drinks out of the toilet!
Hmm.
Ok, one more.
The word is: Corn
Which just makes me think: I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
Yeah. There you go. Sophisticated psychoanalysis technique to Beavis and Butthead in three easy steps.
Welcome to the inner workings of my mind.
Despite the date showing that today is Monday, we’re going to pretend it is Thursday so I can meet my weekly Theme Thursday post.
This week’s theme challenge is: Sand
Ah sand.
Beautiful beaches. Swimming in the surf. Sand in your shorts.
Really, sand is sort of a metaphor for life. So useful. So inviting. So “ow, damn!” all in one substance.
I wanted to do something different with this theme so I went to my favorite free stock photo site, had to go several pages down, and found the image that really grabbed my attention.
Now we’re talking sand!
If you are a horse person, then you know *exactly* what that horse it up too. Just back from a nice long ride and back at the barn, the saddle has come off, the saddle blanked peeled back. The moment that trusty steed is turned loose he will drop awkwardly to the ground.
All four hooves will then swing up in the air and a much happier horse starts wriggling around, scratching a sweaty back in the sand with SUCH a look of joy. Some horses will even groan a bit while they scratch.
Ya can’t help but laugh.
It’s a moment of joy so pure, it makes me wanna flop down in the sand and roll around just to see what all those sighs of contentment are about.
Photo by Sue Nagyova and provided royalty free from stock.xchng
Why look at that. It is San Francisco Giants manager Bruce Bochy!
Hey Boch…what’s that you got there? Oh. Right.
The 2010 World Series Trophy.
Yeah baby!
Photo by Karen Fayeth, taken at today’s victory parade through downtown San Francisco!
Woot!