The lovely, genteel, delicate flowers of New Mexico
Hamburger NOT with the ladies who play soccer!
An instructional video for the husbands and boyfriends, maybe?
Category: laffs
*hee hee*
Goodness from the Shoebox blog:
“San Francisco drivers face a second day of tough commutes as crews perform emergency repairs on the Bay Bridge. Does this mean they can’t just hop a picturesque streetcar while enjoying a bowl of mouth-watering Rice-a-Roni and watching Karl Malden and Michael Douglas solve crimes? Could TV have lied to us?”
Rock on, APD!
Today, in need of wasting a little time, I found myself surfing the Fail Blog.
This is a blog, brought to us by the same good folks who publish I Can Haz Cheeseburger, with the same sense of humor.
It is a freaking hilarious blog. They post photos and videos of, well, the big and little failures that occur in the world.
So as I was catching up on what I’ve missed over the past several weeks, I was ever so proud to see that my ol’ hometown has shown up strong.
Congratulations, APD, on an epic police fail.
Good stuff!
That’s very punny!
Halloween *groan* jokes. Found at My Loonyverse blog.
You might be a redneck if the jack-o-lantern on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Why did the vampire buy Nyquil? To stop his coffin.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Rap. (get it? Wrap?)
Where does the ghost take his family on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do you call someone who puts poison in the Cheerios? A cereal killer.
What is the witch’s favorite subject? Spelling.
Why don’t mummies go on vacation? They are afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Where do ghosts get their nails done? The boo-ty parlor.
What is a vampires biggest fear? Tooth decay.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? A sour-puss.
Why aren’t there any famous skeletons? They’re a bunch of nobodies.
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference? Pumpkin pi.
How do you get the jack-o-lantern to stop smoking? Give him a pumpkin patch.
What is the zombie’s favorite dessert? Ladyfingers.
(I think pumpkin pi is my fave!)
