Why you gotta?

Holy CRAP people, you were *almost* obliterated by something REALLY big flying out of the heavens!

I swear to GOD it came *thisclose* to smacking you down, eating your lunch and spilling your latte!

I swear it! Like it was RIGHT there!

Whew, so glad is just barely missed us!

Phew! Asteroid’s passing was a cosmic near-miss

Wouldn’t want you to be FREAKED OUT or anything!

Frappin’ media…..why they gotta be fear mongers?

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  • Old Bogus

    Because if they didn’t, no one would read it and they wouldn’t get any ad revenue. It’s the Merkin Way.

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