Why you gotta?

Holy CRAP people, you were *almost* obliterated by something REALLY big flying out of the heavens!

I swear to GOD it came *thisclose* to smacking you down, eating your lunch and spilling your latte!

I swear it! Like it was RIGHT there!

Whew, so glad is just barely missed us!

Phew! Asteroid’s passing was a cosmic near-miss

Wouldn’t want you to be FREAKED OUT or anything!

Frappin’ media…..why they gotta be fear mongers?

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Old Bogus says:

March 4, 2009 at 10:43 am

Because if they didn’t, no one would read it and they wouldn’t get any ad revenue. It’s the Merkin Way.

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Raised most of my life in New Mexico, my job brought me to Northern California. I don't usually identify myself as a Californian, simply a New Mexican living in California. In the first couple years after moving, I distanced myself from my home state thinking it backward and remote. Then I began to visit home more frequently and truly learned a love for my home state that only comes by gaining perspective. I'm a writer, a crafter, a photographer and labor at a "real job" during the days.