This is a test. For the next several words, this blog will conduct a test of the Blog Reader Awakedness System. This is only a test.
Quick! What is the square root of 6,465,232,168? No calculators!
How much would could a wood chuck chuck, if, indeed, a woodchuck could chuck wood? No references to the Geico ad!
A tree falls in the forest, what time did the train leave the station?
Explain quantum physics using only six words and pantomimes.
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If this had been an actual blog post, there would have been an actual premise, some witty prose, and an insightful conclusion.

This week’s Theme Thursday is “test.”
Karen,
There's a special place in Hell for you. ;-)
Regards,
EFM
He could chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Save Me!
Chuckles, may have to power this test and use it every so often…
Cute.
Don
http://exposeyourblog.com
I'm awake now.
Can I use a calculator?
Good stuff! :-)
Ephraim – You know, that's really true, there's a special place in hell for me.
It will be the seat you saved for me! :)
Hi Don! Thanks for the comment!
Anji – Yeah, I try not to get into numbers so much that I need one of them calculatin' devices.
Better to stay blissfully unaware of the numbers.
Plus, I have a spouse who loves to run the numbers, so I have that working for me! lol!!
Jamie – Thanks!!! :)
You old meanie, you, making us all feel inferior :-)
LOL!
But thanks for the TV screen image. That brings back childhood memories. We saw a LOT of test patterns back in the 50's! And worse yet…actually stared at them willingly! Pong anyone???
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Thanks for the chuckle.
Karen,
How much would cood a wouldchuck chuck
if a wouldchuck cood chuck would?
He cood chuck all the would
that a wouldchuck cood
if a wouldchuck cood chuck would.
Make friends with an ageing lawyer and when you feel yourself slipping, tell him.
That way I'll know when you're coming and I'll prepare your way by turning Cerberus to a poodle for a day.
We'll canoodle!
Regards,
EFM
morememes – Oh gosh! Not my intent! Was just having a little wacky fun! :)
Dirty Butter – Yes, so few of us anymore remember that the television used to go off the air at midnight! :)
Shelly – Thank you for the comment. Glad you got a chuckle out of my absurdity!!
Ephraim – *grin*
The Time The Train Arrives Will Depend On If The Tree Had Square Roots!
Tony – You. Are. Brilliant!!!