Damnit! I’m a purist!
Hey! What in the seven kinds of sam hell is wrong with my goldfish crackers?!?!?!
What are those cracker lumps? Did my goldfish swim near a nuclear reactor? WTF?
Basketball shapes? BASKETBALL SHAPES!?!?!?!?
Aw fer crissakes, Dwayne, keep your gear out of my snack food!
I don’t like nobody messing with my goldfish. I like ’em just like they is.
HEY YOU KIDS! GET OFF MY LAWN!!