I sold out
Ok, maybe I didn’t totally sell out. It was given to me by my employer and I’m expected to use it.
I’m so *ashamed*. This morning when I stopped for a cuppa to get me through the day, I was bored (there was a backup in the line) and so since work is sizzling and I decided to check email.
A man in line asked me “how do you like it?” I smiled and said, “oh, it’s great, I really like it!”
Why did I say that? I don’t like it. I loathe it. IT HAUNTS ME! Ok, it *is* kind of cool. And it does cool things and makes cool noises. But it also does a lot of things I will never need or use.
And there’s plenty not to like.
And at the end of the day, it’s still *just* a phone.
But it sure is kind of fun to have all the interwebs browsing whenever I want. And the screen sure is nice…and it’s pretty.
AAAARRRGH!!! This thing is evil, PURE EVIL.
This, I believe is the only appropriate treatment of such a device: